That Rick Perry, what a hoot.
After threatening to have Texas secede from the Union (again) at one of those tea-bagging parties Republicans were having yesterday, today he agreed to give up the following:
Lackland Air Force Base
Randolph Air Force Base
Laughlin Air Force Base
Goodfellow Air Force Base
Sheppard Air Force Base
Dyess Air Force Base
Brooks City Base
Biggs Army Airfield
Camp Bullis
Corpus Christi Army Depot
Fort Bliss
Fort Hood
Fort Sam Houston
Red River Army Depot
Corpus Christi Naval Air Station
Fort Worth Naval Air Station, Joint Reserve Base
Ingleside Naval Station
Galveston Coast Guard Station
He also kicked all the FEMA people out of Galveston; sent back all federal highway funds; had all state universities return their federal grant money; agreed to close all National Weather Service stations in Texas; refunded federal Medicaid and Medicare funds; closed down all federal courts in the state; cancelled all federal defense contracts active in the state; asked the Border Patrol and INS to leave; said the State of Texas would now guaranty all the banks in the state; and closed all FBI offices in the state.
For some reason, however, he said the George W. Bush Presidential Library could stay.
What a dickhead.
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Bless you my son.You have correctly identified a dickhead.Think of all the border that we would not have to protect if they secede.
Bless you my son.You have correctly identified a dickhead.Think of all the border that we would not have to protect if they secede.
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